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Concerned that their personal finances might become a political liability once again, Bill and Hillary Rodham Clinton in April sold the millions of dollars of stocks held by their blind trust after learning that those investments included oil and pharmaceutical companies, military contractors and Wal-Mart, their aides said Thursday.
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Sounds like Hillary's trying to figure out the fastest way to flame out of the 2008 campaign.
The Kerry Edwards 2004 campaign says Bill Clinton tried to throw gays under the bus. Bill Clinton's office says it's not true. Who do we believe? And what does this mean for Hillary Clinton's presidential run?
In a move that raised eyebrows among observers of the 2008 campaign for the Democratic nomination for president, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., today sent former Vice President Al Gore a gift basket laden with high-calorie treats.
Hillary herself "listened to a secretly recorded audiotape of a phone conversation of Clinton critics plotting their next attack. Bill's supporters monitored frequencies used by cell phones, and the tape was made during one of those monitoring sessions."
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is proposing a $10 billion federal program aimed at providing voluntary pre-kindergarten for all 4-year-old children in America. Clinton said she would pay for the program by closing tax loopholes and eliminating Bush administration programs she disagrees with.
According to the Post, historian Taylor Branch, a key figure in the book's description of the Clintons' purported "secret pact of ambition," described the story as "preposterous."
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Hillary Rodham Clinton's deputy campaign manager wrote a memo this week urging the Democratic front-runner to bypass next year's Iowa caucuses to focus time and money on New Hampshire, South Carolina and several large states hosting primaries next Feb. 5.
Even though the race for the White House is still in its infancy, Hillary Clinton has yet to take a coherent position on the Iraq war.
In a 1939 radio address, Franklin Roosevelt declared, "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." When it comes to Iraq, Hillary Clinton is doing everything in her power to prove him wrong -- repeatedly trying to rewrite history and belatedly catch up with public opinion against the war.
During her speech, Clinton called the class of 320 graduating students a minority who are able to afford and complete the college degrees they pursued. "But what I'm finding is that so many students and their hardworking parents and families are balking at the cost of higher education. When they see the price tag their hearts sink."
Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton is increasingly banking on politically active women to keep her on pace with Sen. Barack Obama in the ongoing sprint for campaign cash.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton proposed Thursday that Congress repeal the authority it gave President Bush in 2002 to invade Iraq, injecting presidential politics into the Congressional debate over financing the war. The question could prompt a constitutional debate over war powers that only the federal courts could resolve.
The United States has lost its global standing during George W. Bush's presidency and needs a Democratic commander in chief to restore America's place in the world, Democrats running for the White House said Saturday.
Former President Bill Clinton told CNN Thursday his wife, New York Sen. Hillary Clinton, will have no qualms about returning to the Senate if she loses her bid for the Democratic presidential nomination
At the important Iowa caucus Clinton will have the backing of Governor Tom Vilsack, who dropped out of the 2008 presidential race last month with a campaign debt of more than $400,000 and, in return for his highly sought endorsement, Clinton has agreed to pay off the hefty tab. Of course, Clinton aides say there is absolutely no connection between
One day after Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) revealed that he had raised $25 million in the first quarter of 2007, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) had her name legally changed to Barack Obama.
Hillary 8.0 Could Spell Victory in '08 - Crisscrossing the nation in her quest for the 2008 Democratic nomination, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) today unveiled new state-of-the-art software that will enable voters to customize her positions on a host of issues.
A leading indicator of his intentions could be Gore's waistline. The theory is that slimming down will be a signal he intends to run. "He has lost a few pounds, and Hillary can read into that what she wants," says a longtime adviser who declined to be identified discussing his boss's figure.
NEW YORK, NY - Hillary Clinton and her staff of 712 met Tuesday to carefully plan out whether Clinton should take her foot out of her mouth, and if so, where she should place it afterward.
In an exclusive interview to air Wednesday morning, March 14, on "Good Morning America," Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., the front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination, for the first time called for the resignation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
The congregation at the First Baptist Church in Selma, Alabama, was in full voice yesterday morning when the smiling face of Senator Hillary Clinton peered from a door behind the pulpit and saw she was already a little late. " Have a little talk with Jesus," the hymn began. "Tell him about your troubles."
Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton kicked off a national volunteer drive to clean up litter and graffiti, an event that showcased environmental activism and presidential politics.
Merle Haggard can make a case for himself as the hardest working man in country music these days.
The senior thesis of Hillary D. Rodham, Wellesley College class of 1969, has been speculated about, spun, analyzed, debated, criticized and defended. But rarely has it been read, because for the eight years of Bill Clinton's presidency it was locked away.
Last December, a NEWSWEEK reporter tentatively broached a delicate subject with a longstanding adviser to Hillary Clinton: was there a concern in the Hillary camp that her husband might somehow embarrass her in the campaign ahead? The reaction was swift and fierce. "If that's what you want to talk about, I'm hanging up right now," said th
The long-term impact of the Tinseltown tussle between the Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama campaigns is no big deal, but it raises a bigger question -- can either be elected president?
Florence, SC - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today stunned supporters in South Carolina with a newly shaven head at campaign appearances in South Carolina. Clinton claimed that the new look was in support of pop star Britney Spears' attempt at a brand-new makeover of her life and career.







